I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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