I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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