We're facebook friends in real life
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I think my moral compass just broke
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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