If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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