Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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