dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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