Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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