butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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