Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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