big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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