im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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