there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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