I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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