We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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