Where is the hickey?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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