I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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