her vagine was all disorganized.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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