easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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