One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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