she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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