you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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