The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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