Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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