Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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