normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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