I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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