College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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