Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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