The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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