u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i dont even know how to be here
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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