Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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