I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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