Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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