ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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