Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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