His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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