Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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