At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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