Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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