Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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