"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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