he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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