i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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