You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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