If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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