So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
