My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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