I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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