Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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