It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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