His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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