i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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