Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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