is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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