i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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