lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I understand Curling. That high.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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