make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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