Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
no, he came in my armpit
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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