When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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